Now don't say, "Not you too, Hugh!" I am not starting the Christmas season too soon..cuz really, Santa arrived on the train today!!! Mom and Dad are decorating the house today. We are going to have that big ole tree in the house again and I am going to have to tell Jewel all about how they bring the outside inside but that it doesn't mean we are outside!
Ten rules for Poodles at Christmas time:
1. Do NOT hike your leg on the Christmas tree. Marcus taught me this last year. I tried it anyway.
2. Glass balls on the Christmas tree are not for running with through the house!
3. Opening presents that are not yours or have not been specifically given to you is a No, No!
4. Stuffed angels are not chew toys!
5. Do Not, and I repeat, Do Not unplug the Christmas lights with your teeth!
6. It does not get you a better gift to growl at Santa!
7. Mom frowns on Poodles pulling the table runner off the coffee table..even if it has fun tassle things that swing around.
8. Eating Santa's cookies & milk, before he arrives, will not get you a better gift either!
9. Do not be afraid of the BIG Christmas bear they put by the front door. Attacking him does not make Mom happy either.
10. Having your sister chase you around the Christmas tree will NOT have a favorable outcome!
I know for sure that I am getting my picture taken with Santa. I heard Mom and Dad talking about maybe taking the "twins" and Mom muttering, "oh what a joy" that would be. Some how I don't think she really meant Joy!.
We got a ton of snow during the week and through the weekend. Jewel & I got to go out and run ourselves silly. Dad says that I am so much bigger than Jewel that I sucker her in and then I dump her in the snow. Well, it is true that I am a big guy - um, okay, well, I guess I do get her to run after me then I spin and POOF! into the snow bank she goes! Mom likes all the snow because there is no mud. When it begins to melt that is when the fun stuff begins....I like being dirty! I think Jewel likes it even more than me.
First Mommy's dog Kale is getting ready to have a litter of puppies..any day now, Mom said. Mom said she hopes they are on puppy cam like my brothers and sisters and myself were. She said it is great fun to see everyone develop...the only down side and it really isn't a down side, is when they all go to their forever homes. That is hard, she said.
Well, I gotta get to supervising all this decorating stuff - I'll be back again soon!
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